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Question:
Why most of the engineering studentz
Can’t clear all subjectz in 1st attempt..?
Answer:
Smooooth roadz never make gud driverz,
Clear sky never makez gud pilotz
&
Clearing all subjectzs in the 1st attempt,
Never makez gud engineerz.

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Hey U Know
Which iz the best day 2 propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Y??
If she accept itz ur luck
otherwize just tell April Fooool.


The Longest Distance 4 a morning work in winter iz from
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the bed 2 the toilet=p


A day iz going 2 n again.
It iz nice 2 have a friend like u
making my every day seemz so great.
ThankĀ  U my god friend lastly
god nyt n sweet dreamz


Women r like fruitz.
Every woman haz her own unique taste and colour
The problem iz the men,
They seem 2 luv fruit salad.


Commerce profesor askz the student,
what iz the most important source,
of money 4 starting busines?

Student: Fathar in law.


I am Looking 4 a Bank
which can perform 2 things 4 me.

Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p



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