Question:
Why most of the engineering studentz
Can’t clear all subjectz in 1st attempt..?
Answer:
Smooooth roadz never make gud driverz,
Clear sky never makez gud pilotz
&
Clearing all subjectzs in the 1st attempt,
Never makez gud engineerz.
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Hey U Know
Which iz the best day 2 propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Y??
If she accept itz ur luck
otherwize just tell April Fooool.
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The Longest Distance 4 a morning work in winter iz from
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the bed 2 the toilet=p
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A day iz going 2 n again.
It iz nice 2 have a friend like u
making my every day seemz so great.
Thank U my god friend lastly
god nyt n sweet dreamz
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Women r like fruitz.
Every woman haz her own unique taste and colour
The problem iz the men,
They seem 2 luv fruit salad.
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Commerce profesor askz the student,
what iz the most important source,
of money 4 starting busines?
Student: Fathar in law.
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I am Looking 4 a Bank
which can perform 2 things 4 me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p
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Height of Gud Luck,
Teacher: Hey! Stand up,
Tell me 2 pronouns,
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Gud, Sit down, 😀
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Mazapoint 